Monday 22 February 2010

Proof That The World Is Nuts!

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
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In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)

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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick?)
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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
(Much worse than 'going blind!')
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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
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In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England -- but only in tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)
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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
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In Maryland, USA it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only 'in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.'
(Is this a great country or what?
Well, not as great as Guam!)
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for these tests?)
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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

(Did our government pay for this research??)
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Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Ah, geez.)

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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that
too.)
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Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that, too.)
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And, the best for last?

Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)


Thank you all for reading this, if you need to reach me in the future I will be in Guam !!

Tuesday 9 February 2010

Kaboom!! No surprise for Perak!!

It was pretty much what everyone expected - although many hoped that it would not be. Anyway, c'est la vie!

BN will control the Silver State and its backers will certainly profit from it as much as possible - after all, it's just a short time away from the next General Elections.

The odds of BN retaining its stranglehold on the state is ... anyway, there will be no court to decide it the next time.

The people will cast their vote - for either side - and it will be stronger than ever! I believe that there will only be 1 winner then!

Anyway, here's a good read ... It's not in the constitution but the Sultan can dismiss the MB.

Monday 7 September 2009

The candle is strong ...

It appears that the candle is of much concern to the Malaysian Police Force ... as there is a possibility that irresponsible use of it while walking harmoniously in a group could lead to massive fires and burning structures within the KL city center.

This must be the reason why 16 people including former ISA detainee P. Uthaya Kumar and his wife, and S. Jeyathas from Police Watch Malaysia, have been arrested for holding a candlelight vigil at Dataran Merdeka on the ‘’cow’s head protest’’ controversy, Saturday. Catch the video from Star Online here.

However, a group shouting profanities and insulting religion (Hinduism and Buddhism) by bringing along a cow's head are allowed to escape without any punishment. they are some similarities between the two groups ... They are Malaysians - They are reps of political parties They marched - They were captured on camera - and yet, one group gets arrested and the other ... get's fuck all!!

We wonder who the police are working for!!


If there were Pakatan Rakyat reps involved - arrest them!
If there were BN reps involved - arrest them.
If they were residents participating in an illegal demonstration - arrest them!

Dear Mr.Police Chief ... for God's sake, do fucking something! You have shown us your true spine (oxymoron here I think, as you have none!).

This is a sad day in Malaysia when the Police and the powers that be (the Ministers, Royalty, etc.) simply turn a blind eye.

BTW, are the people really beginning to question the Pakatan ruling party ... I am not too sure! PKZ, Khir Toyo, Zakaria ... they are there to remind us what used to be!!!




Thursday 3 September 2009

Who's the cow now?

From the Malaysian Insider online ...

PUTRAJAYA, Sept 2 – The Home Minister today defended and justified last Friday's cow-head demonstration after meeting with Malay-Muslim representatives of Shah Alam's Section 23 at his office here today. Get the full story here.

You are the Home Minster of the country - a man to ensure stability within the nation. A man that has to weed out undesirable elements and ensure the safety of the nation. What the fuck are you trying to do?

Meanwhile, from the Malaysian Insider again ...
Selangor Pakatan Rakyat leader Xavier Jayakumar demanded Datuk Seri Hishammuddin Hussein to be sacked or step down from the Cabinet after the home minister appeared to favour those linked to last week’s cow-head protest. Here's the full story.

In the article, Jayakumar says that Hishammuddin had in the past “waved his keris inciting bloodshed, supported the arrest of lawyers who went to defend those detained by the police, arrested 580 people (this is a record) for standing up for their rights to protest against the ISA and now defends a group who is prepared to bring about racial unrest and bloodshed”.

I find the whole issue appalling ... with the police not taking immediate action, the AG taking his time and then there is the possibility that this may not be a Seditious Act.

WTF is wrong with you guys? Do you really want to see the demise of the party and the re-election of the Opposition during the next General Elections?

One thing is for certain ... you are moving in the right direction.
Bon Voyage :)

Tuesday 18 August 2009

Layar Buruk ... :)

The BN election machinery has sprung a leak - with the acknowledgment by the Malaysian Bar Council that candidate for the Permatang Pauh by-election - Rohaizat Othman - had been struck off the Roll of Advocates and Solicitors after he was found guilty of misconduct.

Get the full story here.

OUCH!!!!!

Wednesday 5 August 2009

A front page story of 2 tales

It is rather ironic that the newspapers carried two stories that ran totally opposite to each other recently ... in a rather twisted manner. It was either a lameness or an inside joke amongst the editors of the local newspapers.

Our local dailies carried as headlines the demonstrations by the anti-ISA and (not-to-be-seen) pro-ISA groups. The dailies reported (based on comments from various politically motivated sources) on the anti-ISA marchers for stirring trouble (as well as including women, mothers and children in their march) to get their voices heard.

The ironic part was that the same dailies also carried stories on the departed Cory Aquino - a woman who was hailed as championing the rights of the people with "Street Rallies". A women so defined in history that she will always be remembered worldwide for her sadness (assassination of hubby) and the anger of the Filipino that drove towards the over-throwing of the dictatorial government-ship of Marcos. They did this through a series of "people power street demonstrations" ... to get their message across!!

It was something the world remembered!! What will our beloved rulers leave behind? What will their legacy be? I believe their parting gift to the public would be : "I never allowed / believed in people power ... after all, the Rakyat listens to what we tell them and they enjoy the things we give them!" Ha!Ha!Ha!

Suppression of speech? Oppression for the right to information (you must agree that our Internet connection sucks and access to selected sites ... well, you know where I'm coming from!!)

You decide ... should I just refrain from expressing my thoughts, my feelings - or should I stand up for my rights! (Hmmmm ... then againg, do I actually have any?)

Have a read of this ... it's very interesting :)

Why do Malaysians march?

By: Yeo Yang Poh (Sun, 02 Aug 2009)



On the move ... a section of anti-ISA protesters near the National Mosque in Kuala Lumpur on Saturday.

WHY march, when the government has said that it will review the Internal Security Act? Why march, when there are other very cosy ways of giving your views and feedback?

One would understand if these were questions posed by nine-year-olds. But they are not. They are questions posed by the prime minister of this nation we call our home. Answer we must. So, why?

Because thousands who died while in detention cannot march or speak any more. That is why others have to do it for them.

Because persons in the corridors of power, persons who have amassed tremendous wealth and live in mansions, and persons who are in the position to right wrongs but won’t, continue to rule our nation with suffocating might. And they certainly would not march. They would prevent others from marching.

Because the have-nots, the sidelined, the oppressed, the discriminated and the persecuted have no effective line to the powerful.

Because the nice ways have been tried ad nauseam for decades, but have fallen on deaf ears.

Because none of the major recommendations of Suhakam (including on peaceful assembly), or of the commissions of inquiry, has been implemented. Because the proposed Independent Police Complaints and Misconduct Commission (IPCMC) is not in sight, while corruption and insecurity live in every neighbourhood; and (despite reasoned views expressed ever so nicely in opposition) Rela (people’s volunteer corps) is being brought in to make matters even worse.

The proponents in “Su Qiu” (remember them?) were not marchers. In fact it is hard to find nicer ways than “su qiu”, because the term means “present and request” or “inform and request”. In terms of putting forward a view or a request, it is the height of politeness. Yet they were labelled “extremists” – they who did not march.

And now you ask, why march?

Because you gave non-marchers a false name! You called them the “silent majority”, who by virtue of their silence (so you proudly argued with twisted logic) were supporters of government policies since they were not vocal in raising objections. You claimed to be protecting the interest of the “silent majority”. Now some of them do not want to be silent anymore, and you are asking why?

Yes, because double standards and hypocrisy cannot be covered up or explained away forever; and incompetence cannot be indefinitely propped up by depleting resources.

Because cronyism can only take care of a few people, and the rest will eventually wake up to realise the repeated lies that things were done in certain ways purportedly “for their benefit”.

Because the race card, cleverly played for such a long time, is beginning to be seen for what it really is – a despicable tool to divide the rakyat for easier political manipulation.

Because it does not take much to figure out that there is no good reason why Malaysia, a country with abundant human resources and rich natural resources, does not have a standard of living many times higher than that of Singapore, an island state with no natural resources and that has to import human resources from Malaysia and elsewhere.

Because, in general, countries that do not persecute marchers are prosperous or are improving from their previous state of affairs, and those that do are declining.

Because Gandhi marched, Mandela marched, Martin Luther King marched, and Tunku Abdul Rahman marched.

Because more and more people realise that peaceful assemblies are no threat at all to the security of the nation, although they are a threat to the security of tenure of the ruling elite.

Because politicians do not mean it when they say with a straight face or a smile that they are the servants and that the people are the masters. No servant would treat his master with tear gas, batons and handcuffs.

Because if the marchers in history had been stopped in their tracks, places like India, Malaysia and many others would still be colonies today, apartheid would still be thriving in South Africa, Nelson Mandela would still be scribbling on the walls of Cell 5, and Obama would probably be a slave somewhere in Mississippi plotting to make his next midnight dash for the river.

And because liberty, freedom and dignity are not free vouchers posted out to each household.

They do not come to those who just sit and wait. They have to be fought for, and gained.

And if you still want to ask: why march; I can go on and on until the last tree is felled. But I shall
obviously not.

I will end with the following lines from one of the songs sung in the 1960s by civil rights marchers in the US, without whom Obama would not be able to even sit with the whites in a bus, let alone reside in the White House:

“It isn’t nice to block the doorway
It isn’t nice to go to jail
There are nicer ways to do it
But the nice ways have all failed
It isn’t nice; it isn’t nice
You’ve told us once, you’ve told us twice
But if that’s freedom’s price
We don’t mind ...”

Yeo Yang Poh is a former Bar Council president. Comments: letters@thesundaily.com.

And by the way, I am incensed about this:

Friday 26 June 2009

Goodbye ... MJ & FF

2 in a day ... tragic and sad. Iconic figures who have somehow had an impact in my life.
One as a music icon that has managed to make a breakthrough with all races within the nation (and the world!). Every Malaysian knows MJ and at least 1 of his songs ... and today it is the talk of the town. Everyone from your taxi driver, school kid, auntie and uncle is talking about it and probably reliving one of his songs that they remember.

He manages to unite people with his music - DAMN! If only we had a politician like that ... someone that unites everyone!

His songs have given us many, many memories - Beat it, Billie Jean, Ben, Bad, Blame it on the Boogie, Black or White ... interesting, they all begin with B.

The other death is someone that had a tremendous impact on a young, adolescent and horny kid as he was growing up. The long wavy mane of "Jill Munroe" complementing that gorgeous figure and ever so-lovely smile was enough to make that young kid wanna ...

Guys ... R.I.P. You have given many people many good memories. Thank you :)