The PM and DPM have done a swap of portfolios and now the master of the "flip-flop" will teach his learned right-hand man the art of swaying to the tune that's playing.Mari-lah saya ajar cara "berflip-flop" untuk kemesraan and kejayaan negara tercinta kami. I go here ... you go there ... and together-gether we will go.
Remember the rule of thumb ... say something ground-breaking or earth-shattering (or just plain dumb) and let it be featured in the mass media.Then, either later on the same or the next day, do the exact opposite! Your confusion will confuse the people and your smart turn-a-rounds will have the rakyat running in circles and bemused with the decisions that you took.
Now you're safe until the next issue crops up ... boleh-lah kita sailing bersama-sama. You bawa I dengan heli ke yacht gua lah?
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